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My Fitting Grey Suit

My Fitting Grey Suit! "... So I am seated next to this really beautiful lady in a matt, believe you me, men undergo a lot of torture when we got hot ladies in our environment, leave alone travelling for several hours and got to be your neighbor for the whole journey.." So the man in me tried to send some salaamz and to my surprise she was very welcoming... long story short " She looked at me and said , hey you would look good in a fitting grey suit.." I look at her and say "Hello, we just met, how could you probably say that?" "I dress men all sizes and you are not an exception.." she said with a cute smile, (You know  those smiles black beauties can throw at you)  Now don't expect more of this escapades, I am not one to let ladies down, I purchased a grey suit from her for 5K which is still in my closet almost a year down the line... Aside from the Marketer lady who used her charm to get 5K out of my pocket for a suit which is ...

A Happy Home Recipe!!

A Family! My dream has always been to settle down and have a family, after all didn't Desmond Tutu once say  "You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them". Was reading some online article and saw this recipe for a happy Home! I love it, you should. 4 cups of love. 2 cups of loyalty 3 cups of forgiveness 1 cup of friendship 1 large punch of smiles 4 spoons o' tenderness 3 quarters of faith 1 barrel of laughter 4 pints of consideration METHOD; ~ Take love and loyalty mix it thoroughly with Faith. ~ Blend tenderness with kindness & understanding ~ Add hope, friendship & abundant laughter ~ Top free with smile en consideration ~ Bake in bright sunshine. ~ Serve daily in generous giving. I love the recipe though.... do you?

Give Her Your Attention, Listen To Her, And She Is Yours!!

"Our Small, stupid conversations meant so much more to me than you'll ever know..." She said and slowly walked away..... Couples Having Fun On this day, I take her out to a decent resort for a Saturday evening coffee (I sacrificed my Arsenal game). At least to spice up our love life as they say, we reach at this resort and I spot a very close friend of ours, we exchange pleasantries and off we go to our table. I order a Delmonte juice for both of us and 30 minutes down the line, after some sweet words, the devil began to work. I don't know what happened, but I found myself with my phone, very busy on twitter, I guess we were telling someone about something. (Those familiar with twitter know this hashtags where some perceived enemy is told using  #SomeOneTell... complete with the person's name) I was so into reading this tweets that I forgot that she was across the table, and she has been speaking to me with no reply or concentration from me. Then I had a...

"Tales Of Beauty Queens Wasting Away"

But I have also seen very beautiful ladies, living larger than life, they are on a roller-coaster, they got beauty that they use to flirt with any man, toying with their emotions and before he knows it, she is onto the next Man,.. they lead a Nicki Minaj - Vera Sidika life, a Beyonce wannabe. They are the fashion trend setters, they seem to say "I roll high, catch me if you can" They are the types when a man got a funeral back at home, you hire as an high end "Girlfriend" (Closed eyes, how can you do that? How can a lady stoop that low??), when you meeting friends you only need to call and make an assurance of transport, drinks & meal costs, they will be there in an minute. They are in their prime, they call this having fun, forgetting that fun can cost you. They in the process waste opportunities to even meet good life partner. Destroy their reputation, kill their brand name. As time goes by, since time waits for No man, all men who they were flirti...

If You Ain't Bill Gates and You Ain't Aliko Dangote - Be Humble!!

Kind of life the Modern Guy Wants Pretense is a crime, yes a big Crime just as a Man's Ego. So you describe your heroism as to how many light-skins walk around you as flies? Or as to how many ladies got kids with your carbon copy face on the streets? Shame on you. Real fathers, Real Dads are out there, taking care of their kids, Shame on your appetite for anything on skirt. Who Bewitched you son? Who bewitched you? Over the weekend man, we emptied 10 Mzingas. Man, we had fun.. 10 Mzingas? 10 Mzingas and you still staying under your mama's roof? 10 Mzingas your carbon copy kids are living at the mercies of the poor ladies you wasted away? 10 Mzingas son and your mama is feeding on sukuma wiki daily back in the village?  10 Mzingas and your mama still uses mulika mwizi? your mama still Okoas Jahazi to see how you faring? Who bewitched you son? who bewitched you?!! Unacheki, Naomi? na Shiro, na Phoebe? hao wote nishapitia. What a bewitched mind, is this an achievem...