My Fitting Grey Suit

My Fitting Grey Suit!

"... So I am seated next to this really beautiful lady in a matt, believe you me, men undergo a lot of torture when we got hot ladies in our environment, leave alone travelling for several hours and got to be your neighbor for the whole journey.." So the man in me tried to send some salaamz and to my surprise she was very welcoming... long story short " She looked at me and said , hey you would look good in a fitting grey suit.."

I look at her and say "Hello, we just met, how could you probably say that?" "I dress men all sizes and you are not an exception.." she said with a cute smile, (You know  those smiles black beauties can throw at you)  Now don't expect more of this escapades, I am not one to let ladies down, I purchased a grey suit from her for 5K which is still in my closet almost a year down the line...

Aside from the Marketer lady who used her charm to get 5K out of my pocket for a suit which is still in my closet, here is why I don't love suits.

Unfitting Suit

Don't get it twisted, its not because I would look like this in one of the them


But rather because Suits give:-

1. False sense of class.
            &
2. Raise expectations

In a suit, your mates will expect you to always clear the bills, In a suit you  get extra points when approaching her, but again in the same suit, you set standards unexpectedly and you will always be viewed as a "Millionaire" when in real sense Men spot suits when we are low financially to make up for the gap in our pockets.

Smart, Not Necessarily a Suit..

I would always like to be real and suits is not part of being real. I would like to be decent but even a clean cotton shirt, good belt, good shoes, good trouser will make you decent!

                   

Still picturing myself in my 5K Grey Fitting Suit

And give me a call if you need the Lady to come dress you!!